You know how couples have cute things they’ll tell their kids? My cute things are
"yeah son, your father burped right into my vagina the first time he went down on me."
"your father and I used to have a game where we’d catch each other off guard then fart on them."
"One time your father licked my entire face and made fun of me becausey face smelled weird"
Thats it. This is the relationship I chose to be in. That is the man I have chosen to love.